SciFinder: Two weeks in the lab will save you two hours with me.
SciFinder: Find the reaction you want? What am I -- Google?
SciFinder: Destroying your original proposal ideas one hit at a time.
SciFinder: Yes, the Egyptian Journal of Chemistry really does exist.
(Web) SciFinder: Time to get a cup of coffee... in Colombia!
and his very inventive followers have added tons more in the comments!!